husband and wife...

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him.... He prays that they should not have a fight.. He finds a note near the table... "Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, i had to leave early to buy grocery... i'll come running back to you, my love. I love you. ... He gets surprised and asks his son.., 'what happened last night..? Son told...," when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt.. you were dead drunk and you said...... "Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone... I'M Married!

lol

may isang hari na gustong malaman kung sino ang pinaka-matapang sa kanyang kaharian. kaya pinuno nya ng pating, piranha, at ahas ang kanyang giant swimming pool...

HARI: kung sino man sa inyo ang lalangoy mula sa isang dulo hanggang sa kabilang bahagi ng swimming pool na ito na hindi namamatay ay gagantimpalaan ko ng kahit ano ang ang gusto niya... pera, babae, at kapangyarihan.

matagal na katahimikan. walang nag-volunteer

hanggang sa may narinig na lang silang splash ng tubig

si pedro ang lumalangoy sa pool. ang bilis nya. nailagan nya lahat ng pating, piranha, at ahas. umahon siya sa kabilang bahagi ng pool na humihingal

HARI: pedro, dahil sa iyong katapangan may gantimpala ka. pera, babae, o kapangyarihan... ano ang gusto mo?

PEDRO: mahal na hari (hingal)... ang gusto ko lang (hingal)... ay malaman kung sino ang putanginang nagtulak sakin

lol

when i was a kid..

69 is just a number..
pussycat is just a cat
sex is the same as gender..
BJ is just a nickname
Dick is just a name
and TRUST is just a virtue..

Condo Unit for rent near UST (University Belt)

Condo Unit Near UST: UNIVERSITY TOWER 1

Amenities: Swimming Pool, Gym, Sky Garden

5th floor
1 Bedroom, 1 Toilet & Bath
Unfurnished
25 Square Meters = 6-8 Persons

Bawal LPG (Shellane, Gasul, Mgas, etc.)

1 month advance, 1 month deposit
Php 14,000 hindi kasali: electricity, water & P1,250 monthly dues/association fee
Contract: 3 months or 6 months or 1 year

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829 / 831 Moret Street Sampaloc, Manila

Near U-Belt Schools: UST (Espana), UE (C.M Recto / Lepanto / S.H. Loyola), FEU (Morayta), PSBA, CEU, San Beda, San Sebastian, La Consolacion College.
Intramuros: PLM, Mapua, Letran

Near:
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SM San Lazaro (Tayuman)

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